Local Man Pleads That He Can’t Make Money Without Committing Crimes
“It would be impossible to create a flourishing criminal enterprise without committing crimes.” Please Sir Local man is begging the British Parliament to allow him to commit crimes because it’s supposedly “impossible” for the him to establish his foothold in the city — and continue growing his multi-billion-dollar business — without committing crimes. As The Telegraph reports, the man said in a filing submitted to a House of Lords subcommittee that using only legal ways of doing business would be insufficient to establish the criminal enterprise he is building, suggesting that he must therefore be allowed to commit crimes....